How To Kiss Like Spiderman
Nearly everyone who has seen the movie spiderman has at some point harbored the secret desire to kiss someone while hanging upside down. Admit it! We all have.
So how do you convince someone so kiss you while hanging upside down in the rain? Shoot, it doesn’t even have to be raining! How do you do it?
The easiest way to not feel like an idiot is to somehow get yourself in a believable situation where you would be upside down. This is kind of hard to pull off, but Seth Cohen managed to do it in The OC Season 2 episode called Rainy Day Women:
Here’s what you’ll need:
- A ladder
- Satellite TV
- Rope
- Knot tying skills (this is very important)
- Someone to kiss
All you have to do is pretend the satellite TV is broken, and that the dish needs to be adjusted on the roof. Climb up on the roof, tie the rope to your waist and to the chimney. Make sure the rope is long enough for you to hand upside down at kissing height, but not long enough to smash your brains out on the ground. When you slip accidentally on the roof, your kissing partner will have no choice but to come outside and free you, and they will definitely not pass up the opportunity to kiss you while hanging there helplessly upside down. With any luck there will be a rainstorm and that someone will be Kirsten Dunst.
OR you could just wait til your boyfriend/girlfriend is lying on the floor, approach from the direction of their head and surprise kiss them upside down. This is a lot less dangerous and almost as fun.
Note: Please don’t try the rope, ladder, roof thing. It’s dangerous, and we won’t be liable. We are just being facetious about the whole thing!
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